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Noble makes a ‘monster’ landing

fISH1Hammers skipper Mark Noble has a sure fire way of overcoming any disappointment he may feel when failing to be selected for England – GO FISHING!

The midfielder has been taking some time out for himself these last few days and although we have no info on which fish this is  the image we have received shows it to be a bit of a monster at 5 ft.

We’re not anglers but any of you who have an idea what this ‘boy’ is please let us know – sorry Mark fishing just ain’t our thing but it’s good to know you have got something in the net these last few days.

We understand Mark landed his big one during a visit to from the day ticket lake at Stanford Hall in Leicestershire this week

 

 

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8 comments on “Noble makes a ‘monster’ landing

  1. Looks like a Mirror Carp (but I’m no angler either!)

  2. Its a mirror carp ! Mixed with a leather carp and full of boilies ??
    Nice fish about. 24 pound ! 🙂
    You just don’t know when cod face will turn up next lol. ;-).

  3. I wonder where that waster Fish Face had got to today.Nice one Nobes,you caught the little tw4t lol

  4. Lol Ed.If only we could catch Fishhead on here.No catch & release though just a swift bosh to the head with a club & then flush him straight down the kharsi.

  5. Nobes don’t look happy! Maybe the fish started telling him about his girlfriend, how he feels bullied in the pond and how humourless he is 🙂

  6. The fish said to him, I am glad you didn’t bring Hippo with you!

  7. Feeling pretty weird… like a fish out of water today…very strange feeling….what’s going on?
    I’m know; I’m homesick; missing some vinegar and chips on a greasy pale blue plate, on a dirty plastic red and white checkerboard table cloth, and the sight of an ugly, fat pig with manky teeth, scrawny beard and bad breath chomping and slobbering, above me and just about to devour….
    Ahhhh…THAT’s better…. Feel SO much better now!
    Thank you for listening my dear, dear friends at the salon….I can always rely on you!

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