Okay, as a total one off  we are going to have to life our rules about bad language on ClaretandHugh for this seven minutes and a bit .

AND WE DO ACCEPT THAT SOME WILL OBJECT SO LET THAT ACT AS A DETERRENT SHOULD YOU REQUIRE IT!

Mock the West Ham Week – Episode 5, however, hits so many points home with a seriously funny edge and regardless of personal feelings on such an approach it would be wrong to deprive ourselves of a big smile at such a point in our terrible season.

We won’t spoil the fun but there are two or three genuinely hilarious skits in this piece of work from Nigel Kahn – we leave it with you!