We’re back again with our first phone-in of the season giving our fellow Hammers fans the chance to vent or praise on all things West Ham.
This season we’ll be looking to run this feature at least once each month so if you’d like to join in at any time then please contact us on the forum at hammerschat.com
This time we have five callers who all have the opportunity to choose their subject of choice or alternatively Geo will select a topic from the hat (basically a Pyrex bowl from his kitchen)
The stadium, squad size, Enner Valencia, Zaza and Slavs tactics are just some of the subjects covered during the show.
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This would be a crack on gonzos phone in ??
Now that would be funny , just imagine their response !! Hahha ! Fukin classic !
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I’ll readily admit that I don’t have a Scooby what you fishy lot are on about John
Its a long story mate ! It just escalated from a wind up merchant ( cod face ) F&C , and the pith take went from there incorporating the wettys and Daphne ?
Confused ? Most are who come on , good crack though ! All light hearted ! No bullying !
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Nothing wrong with that mate, it seemed like you were all having a reel whale of a time anyway.
Now that’s a big mammal gonz ! Not a fish hahaha , beware you could get hooked and reeled in ! 🙂
No need for the barbed comment John
Haha . You’re in , hooked line and sinker ?
You’re officially enrolled in the C&H parish wellness centre ,
I’ll book you in for you’re first rinse and manicure a.s.a.p.
Be sure to bring a long trench coat and a false beard cos we have to get past cod face who is on patrol trying to bully all new members to the dark side .
The entry password to the salon is ” dry pampers ” ;-).
Lucky I didn’t say anything about the L/Viton nappy and handbag matching set then ,
I was a bit envious to be honest , they would have gone well with me rinse and manicure ?
Matte went straight back to Italy to get me a set ! 🙂
Don’t forget fellas we have the Forest Gate bingo ladies in tomorrow morning for their shampoo & sets.Can some remember to call in to Aldi for the Rich Teas,Bourbons & Orange Clubs before they come into work.You know if Betty dont get her Orange Club she is a nightmare 🙂
No probs tone I’ll nip in first thing but remember it’s your turn to bring in the cream buns and bingo tickets tomorrow.
Don’t forget the fresh air spray ! The smell was terrible at the last tea party ? :-).
Don’t be saying bad things about him Johnboy he’ll suddenly appear as if by magic to tell everyone how humourless he is 🙂
Haha ! To become a member you have to be a born again christian after being subjected to a bullying rant by cod face and having to seek refuge in the parish of C&H , matte and myself attended the salon today and had a session under the blower and a manicure ?
Cod face isn’t allowed entry because of his disruptive nature and would jepodise the karma.
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You went to the salon without telling me? If that’s the case our proseco and cheese tasting night might have to be cancelled 🙂
Sorry mate , we was trying to evade a battering from the nameless one , we tried to ring you .but coddy had smashed the phone outside the salon and barely got inside with our sanity intact!
He was patrolling up and down with with a giant chip scoup in a smelly white coat ?
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Haha im in.Does it have one of those tanks full of fish that eat your feet.I always think that’s cruel.Its almost like bullying fish isn’t it haha 😀
Bullying fish is off the menu nowadays P45 what with the rebranding to Turbut and Fish 🙂
I think membership applications have to be sent to Matte but of course Fish Face has the final casting vote.As should be expected on his site 😉
So this wellness centre I’ve read about is it membership only? Does it have a salon? Is it fish free? 🙂