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Noble spills the dressing room beans

Mark Noble has been running the rule over his team mates in a Soccer AM special feature and claims:

O Andy Carroll is the worst trainer declaring: “When he came here he was terrible. Then Saturday comes and he will win you the game”

NobleO James Collins has the best nickname with Mark saying: “His wife calls him Ginge, his Mum and Dad call him Ginge, we call him Ginge …but I’m not sure his kids do.”

O Kevin Nolan is the biggest moaner. Noble said:” He’s always moaning even if we are winning. He is always moaning and is honestly not a morning person!”

O He claims that Joey O’Brien is the most intelligent saying: I’ve learned a lot from him. He reads many books so I have a lot of useless information now.

O James Tomkins is the vainest bloke in the dressing room. “He’s a good looking boy and spends rather a lot of time looking in mirrors.

O Ricardo Vaz Te is the best dancer

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O Carlton Cole is the biggest joker and is always creating a laugh with “some classic one liners.”

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O Alex Song is the worst dresser. He must look in the mirror and think he looks good but no!”

 

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One comment on “Noble spills the dressing room beans

  1. Who would have thought CC was capable of classic one liners, thats never come across in any interview I have ever seen. Wondering if this was the same interview where Nobes was asked what superpower he would like… and said “I’d like to be able to pull any woman”. Like £25K a week doesnt do that for a lad.

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