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Payet trains: Before and after pics

BEFORE!

BEFORE!

 

 

AFTER!

AFTER!

Dimi Payet turned up for training with the under 23s today and these pictures from Chadwell Heath show exactly what sort of state the Frenchman appears to be in right now.

That a European superstar should reduce himself to this situation is really pretty mind-blowing but I guess nothing in football should really surprise us anymore.

It certainly looks to most Payet watchers as though the bloke could lose a pound or two doesn’t it – here he is in before and after mode.

Not good!

 

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24 comments on “Payet trains: Before and after pics

  1. Siggurdsson wants to stay at Swansea to try to help them avoid relegation?

    Good for him if true.

    We should do a deal to buy him now and loan him back for the rest of this year. That should knock down the purchase price and secure him as a second playmaker with Lanzini for August.

    There’s a deal to be done.

  2. Over halfway through the month & only certainty seem to be Payet out. It isn’t as if you need to think hard about what the priorities are is it? And they have been the same for weeks if not months. Leicester needed a holding midfielder. That was done in days. I don’t understand why this is always such a mess. I am not expecting them to spend a fortune, or to get superstars out of a hat. Just some evidence of a clear plan & some thinking in advance.

    • But it wasnt done in days at Leicester was it.It took them almost 6 months to replace Kante because they didnt replace him properly in the summer.
      Do you not think other clubs have a plan as well.Well i aint seen many of them buying much so far either.This transfer window slownes so far aint exclusive to us.In the main teams will sit tight until the last few days to gain maximum profit if they deciede to sell.
      The majority of players sold so far are ones clubs want rid of not ones that are still wanted by them 😉

  3. Well you can see now why in the Man City debacle when he came on the commentator described him as more like Payet and mash.

  4. Just hold it in that second position for a moment Mr Payet. Bend a bit more please. Red hot poker please nurse…

  5. Yeah i like Sigurdsson i was surprised he didnt cut it at the spuds.I guess they dragged him down to their level 😂
    Bloody Payet should take a look at the Sporting Gijon manager,resigns & turns down £3.5m compensation because he said there are some things more important than money, like loyalty to the club 😛
    Ok Payet has little attachment to us like this guy has to Gijon as an ex player as well but its still nice to see not all in football are money grabbing tossers.

  6. He is well overweight he has been all season, let the u23’s superior fitness make a fool of him he deserves it. I wish Marseille would get on and make their final ludicrous offer so we can either rule it in or rule it out and get rid of this constant speculation to say it is boring is an understatement.

  7. He has family problems and is training early in spite of the cold weather, of course he isn’t smiling, it isn’t a photo shoot. You are so desperate to hurl insults at Payet that you are trying to convince yourself that he is depressed or hurt, that makes you both an idiot and a poor excuse of a human being.

    Fortunately, I’m pretty sure Payet doesn’t care since he is actually much bigger than West Ham. Only West Ham fans think their small club is relevant. their club is so small that you got eliminated from the Europa League against a Romanian club TWICE. They were even licking Payet’s ass until very recently you were afraid of getting relegated.

    Welcome back to Marseille, Payet.
    You had fun carrying a **** team, but now it’s time to compete against PSG like you used to.

    • Very good wise words,now you can pop your dummy back in your mouth.Mummy will be home to breast feed you soon im sure.
      Is 18 your age.Can you confirm that it is years or months it represents??.Im going for the latter after that childish nappy filling rant 💩👍😎

      • Anyway why are you saying welcome back to Marseille when you are probably in your pikey caravan in London somewhere 😂😂

      • Are Marseille even relevant anymore 🙂

        • Lol well if getting back to competing with PSG is a big draw then Fat Frog must go back.Who wouldnt.Mind you maybe being above teams like Guingamp might be a start.Who,exactly but they are still above OM.And he says we are shyte 😂

  8. Marseille with their new dodgy American owner at the helm could be in administration in two years or so…I also wouldn’t bank on them challenging PSG anytime soon…

  9. Yep LA Dodgers owner pitches up wants a ‘marquee’ (i hate that term but still) signing & the homecoming queen is what he wants.Louis-Dreyfus plays a long & the fans all get what they want.A couple of years time McCourt has enough of his European Football plaything & naffs off like most American or Foreign owners leaving OM in the poo 😂😂

  10. I have been waiting for a fan of another team to come to one of our fan sites to bad-mouth us over the Payet saga.Now it has finally happened.Spud or Millw#nk.Hmmm thats a difficult one.

  11. Time to come back,
    Well said Rad,
    Last year we were told how Payet was a LEG end now we know the truth.
    Lanzini was always going to be star for the future and with Antonio Fernandez Feggolui Obiang around him with have the future to build for many years add Kouyate Noble to the mix plus Oxford Samulsun Cullen Quina to the mix the future oooks great,
    Bambi stays fit Bring on Martinez and Fletcher we only need Ayew to start blending in and we don’t need no prima Donnas
    Legend my A/ hole

  12. In good form now we have sunk the hippo
    Just very busy mate moving back to our great country,
    No wifi for a time but with Zaza going the other way knew it was time to come home,
    Hope you are enjoying the new ground because our players are not,

    • Glad you are ok mate.Yeah saw you say something about moving home.
      Yeah im ok with the new ground,it aint UP but i get my buzz from watching the lads on the pitch,i would still get that if they played in a cow shed in the lower leagues.
      I have a big passion for the team/club but if it ever got to the stage i was obsessed with it i would go see a shrink i think😁😁
      Definately time for you to get out of Valencia quick once he arrived lol.We just need Matte back now but he has gone missing in action 😉

  13. Yeah agree just got the blues when the site got ambushed early on this year by very negative fans still with that bring back Fatty thoughts,
    Slav played mad scientist for a time and that bloody injury plague hit us again,
    Hope now Byram is back and Cressie is getting back in the groove we can settle at the back,
    Just need that mad Spaniard to get his act together in goal and we will finish top 8
    Look out next year if we bring in the youngsters
    No more silly buys let’s build a club to be proud of again,
    This time next year Lanzini will be worth double Payet
    I always knew given a chance Obiang would be good and Fernandez looks a snip
    Great to see Antonio get a new contract as well
    Matte is probably frozen in Naples still looking for those fine young ladies

    • Yeah Obiang has been the business this year bubs & i really like Fernandes as well,he looks like a really good signing for a few mill or whatever it was.Adrian is history i reckon bubs.
      I dont rate Fletcher as much as others,i don’t know why,maybe i aint seeing what they see 😁
      Yeah we have some good youngsters,i like Marcus Browne.Alex Pike looks good.Martinez could have something.Its difficult for me to say really i have only seen them a couple of times in the flesh at the kids games.Marcus Browne stood out though.
      Matte got the hump when his F word was banned i think 😂😂

  14. Figrolls are banned,
    Next thing it will be gingernuts
    Martinez is another goal scorer who does not bring much else to the team,but at the moment we need that,
    Shame to loose great footballers that get your blood boiling but Antonio in flight or Lanzini dancing past players is just as good as watching someone score from free kicks,
    Why is Payet such a good free kick taker but such a poor corner taker ?

  15. Yeah i know bubs his corner taking aint the best,but there again if you watch most corner takers a vast majoritu of their corners turn out pants or are made to look pants.There aint many who consistently produce.
    With freekicks they are going for a specific part of the goal.With corners there are usually 7 or 8 defensive players in the box so if one clears it it makes it looks pants i guess.The only corners that really p*ss me off with players is when they hit the first man,that is inexcusable i reckon 😁

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