West Ham are joining the Black Friday Sales. In addition to the 20% off everything in the club store and website the Hammers are willing to offload players of the cheap today ;-).
Andy Carroll was purchased for £17.5m but is available for £10m for one day only!
That is a massive discount to those prepared to take a gamble with the crocked star.
Due to injury and transfer window please allow 90 days for delivery. Purchasers should note that West Ham accept no responsibility for player goods damaged in transit. He was fine when we left the training ground, honest guv!
Alvaro Arbeloa, Havard Nordveit, Gokhan Tore, Simone Zaza and Jonathan Calleri are all available absolutely free of charge. Purchasers should pick them up from the London Stadium club store quoting discount code WASTEOFMONEY for this free one day offer.
As an added bonus the club will pay the airfare to a country of their choice plus a goody bag full of West Ham merchandise as part of the deal.
Buyers should note that the club accept no responsibility for their playing ability and all players are sold as seen. Strictly no returns or refunds will considered for these players and you must pick them up within seven days of purchase or they will be disposed of.
Hahaha Sean when I saw the Black Friday headline I thought you were promoting the club shop sale, AC for £10 that’s more than 20% if we can offload him then why not, perhaps throw in Tore on a buy one get one free or bog off as they are also known and would echo many of us wishes 😂😂😂