The skipper had one of his best games this season but he still found time to stuff a white carrier bag down his shorts that was blowing around the Boleyn Ground pitch. From October last night the Government bought in a 5p carrier bag tax. The player later tweeted a photo of the bag saying “Straight in my pants”
Noble signed a new five and a half year contract in February last year thought to be worth £45,000 per week.Noble’s deal runs until 2020 and will take him up to the age of 33 by which time he would have earned £12.8m from the new deal.
However, No-one likes paying the 5p carrier bag tax and Mrs Noble will be delighted when he brings home that white bag this evening for the big LIDL shop tomorrow.
Disclaimer: And before anyone takes this too seriously, yes we are only having a laugh.
Mark Noble isn’t stupid. Plastic bags are 5p these days. pic.twitter.com/V6bYcnNvgM
— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) January 2, 2016