Funnyman Mike and the rumour mill on Monday

It’s Monday and that means only one thing – Mike’s back!

The Hammers funny man this week casts his eye over the various player rumoured to be on their way to the club and discusses in his own unique way how they will or won’t fit in.

He assumes that Messrs Sulivan and Gold will be getting their wallet out as the Hammers bid to turn  mini survival into full scale Escape to Glory!

Mike is justifiably gaining a big reputation among the less intense Irons supporters who have been around long enough or have learned to keep a smile on their faces when it comes to this great old club of ours.