The latest amusing link today is ‘West Ham are ready to make a move for Milan striker Mario Balotelli’ from our friends over at the Brentwood Gazette. The rumour has since been reprinted by the Daily Express.
It is the same Brentwood Gazette who today claimed West Ham are set to miss out on Spurs winger Andros Townsend who instead favors a move to Newcastle.
Finally today, that West Ham has joined Sunderland in the race to sign Swansea winger Andre Ayew.
We think you forgot to link us for a return home for Carlos Tevez from Boca Juniors to the Hammers.
We salute and thank you Brentwood Gazette for keeping us amused during this rather quiet and dull transfer window.