Redknapp’s back tonight – so turn volume down

It would be wrong to say I have too much against Harry Redknapp but I’ve heard a bit too much of that advert where he’s “burnt the crumpets” and heard of a horse “that’s been burning up the gallops” to be looking forward to hearing too much from him tonight.

Amazon are the latest mob to pick up his services – presumably as a pundit – when they screen the Irons v Palace match from the London Stadium.

To be fair H has always been the most approachable of blokes but over the last few years – with his managerial career behind him – he’s been turning up here, there and everywhere when presumably a few bob has been on offer.

He became King of the Jungle of course (HUGE SIGH) and those nasal tones on the latest advert frankly drive me absolutely potty.

Sorry, Harry  – and thanks for all the help when you were manager of this great club – but I fear the volume button will be used a fair old bit tonight!