What the RNIB knows about Big Sam?

Blind Hammer gets a surprising suggestion from the Royal National Institute of Blind People.

Sam Allardyce’s name is always met with mixed feelings by Hammers fans but I had nothing but laughter as I searched  night on the RNIB Talking Book Reading Service for Sam Allardyce’s autobiography Big Sam.

Now look I know people in glass houses should not throw stones, especially in this case me, as I am hardly a svelt figure, but below I reproduce what the search result was from the RNIB in response to the search term “Sam Allardyce Big sam 

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