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Ain’t nobody like Lanzini

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Ain’t nobody,
like Lanzini,
makes us happy,
plays the West Ham Way!

Not a new song but it certainly came of age at Stamford Bridge on Saturday afternoon after it was sung more than the Payet song by 3,000 travelling West Ham away fans in good spirits at Chelsea.

It appears on this occasion we nicked the song from Arsenal after they sung a similar song about Laurent Koscielny last year

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I am Season Ticket Holder in West stand lower at the London Stadium and before that, I used to stand in the Sir Trevor Brooking Lower Row R seat 159 in the Boleyn Ground and in the Eighties I stood on the terraces of the old South Bank. I am a presenter on the West Ham Podcast called MooreThanJustaPodcast.co.uk. A Blogger on WestHamTillIdie.com a member of the West Ham Supporters Advisory Board (SAB), Founder of a Youtube channel called Mr West Ham Football at http://www.youtube.com/MrWestHamFootball,

I am also the associate editor here at Claret and Hugh.

Life Long singer of bubbles! Come on you Irons!

Follow me at @Westhamfootball on twitter

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  • punchy says:

    What’s happened to the wet pants site? It’s gone?

    • Billy the Hammer says:

      Yeah,tried getting on it since last night.Nothing.Have they run out of nappies,lol

    • mattefumi27 says:

      ahahha… yeah, I noticed that too… Wetpants may have reached the maximum number of bull****… the site collapsed… lol 😀

      • Billy the Hammer says:

        They must be like drug addicts without their gear by now.Shaking & sweating because they can’t tell Slaven Bilic how to pick the team.Sweaty palms without seeing formations,Shaking because they can’t see any statistics,lol

        • mattefumi27 says:

          ahahhaha… you’re right Billy. I’m quite concerned, I really hope the problem will soon be solved, match against Palace is around the corner, Slav needs their cunning advices… looool 😀

          • Sams P45 says:

            Haha,I knew you lads would love the site being down,lol.Nothing to do with me though,I have officially taken my nappy off.No more Pampers for me,lol

          • mattefumi27 says:

            ahaha… P45, you can’t do this to them…. they really miss you, Banjo I nearly killed himself… please, take the night to think it over… loool 😀

          • Sams P45 says:

            Banjo will be fine,he has HH.They love each other,lol 🙂

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  • staresy1966 says:

    Unfortunately Arsenal have been using this chant for Koscielny for a couple of years…

  • essexclarets says:

    Watching games on sky/BT over the last few weeks you can clearly hear nearly every team are now singing their own version of the Payet song. I know we arent the first to sing this but since we started all the sheep have followed

  • Billy the Hammer says:

    True Essexclarets,is an epidemic of Payet versions at every ground now.

  • Hammer Tone says:

    International crisis over Wetpants is back.No need to train the missiles on North Korea anymore,lol

    • mattefumi27 says:

      ahahhahahahah … I have tears in my eyes… 😀

      • johnboy says:

        The yanks put it down to Putin and the brexit campaign ?
        The truth is it collapsed under the weight of the bull***** its been preaching ,
        In particular NO7 suggesting the ref had a good game ?

  • Sams P45 says:

    Haha,OK Tone,that did just make me laugh in the middle of where I’m working.People think I’m even crazier than they thought I was.Nice one mate,lol

  • Hammer Tone says:

    Wetpants are making up for lost time,they are filling their nappies at the speed of light.They have the opinion *****,lol

  • JustSaying says:

    FM u lot have an obssession with that site. 20 of the 25 comments were about them! Great song for lanzini, don’t care we nicked it and about time he got his own.

    • oldgit says:

      yeah its all rather strange slagging a site off while also being a member of that site.

      • Billy the Hammer says:

        Who is doing that OldGit?? Come on expert CIA operative.Don’t know of anyone of us uses that lame ‘Experts on Everything’ site who has commented on this!

  • Hammer Tone says:

    Lmao.You take it too seriously.It’s only a giggle.Just saying Just Saying.No need to send a patroll round the perimeters of Wetpants,no one from here is going to sneak a comment in on your site.If we did you would know anyway.We leave paw prints remember,lol

  • Sams P45 says:

    Haha,I never found it funny.I was outraged by it.I used to sit on there brooding for hours about your nappy comments.It got to the stage where it was effecting my home & social life,haha,what a fecking liberty,lol 🙂 🙂

  • Sams P45 says:

    29 comments now.Just saying I had say that JustSaying,lol 😉

  • mattefumi27 says:

    ahaha… and 30… Football is a serious matter, sorry Just Saying… you’re right, we should comment this song all day… I don’t like the E-flat after the sextuplet on the 12th bar… just saying.. lol 😀

  • Billy the Hammer says:

    Lol,I think it should be sung by baritones to sound at its best.Just saying JustSaying 🙂

  • Billy the Hammer says:

    Btw Matte isn’t sextuplets when someone or something has six babies?? Hahaha,Just saying 🙂

  • Liddys Lonely Hearts says:

    Billy the Hammer & Sams P45,two sad acts for the price of one on here,Ha Ha as you couple of comedians would say lool

    • Billy the Hammer says:

      What the **** are you on about ****er.I have never used WHTID & have no intention of ever using it.Freak.

      • Sams P45 says:

        Haha,thanks for your kind words Liddys Lonely Hearts.But maybe take a leaf out of my book,use the same name on all sites instead of hiding behind another name because you are spineless & have no balls,loooool 🙂

        • Liddys Lonely Hearts says:

          Billy you need to learn how to speak to a lady,but that’s the trouble with you pups on here (including you Sam),is you really need to get out of your bedrooms more and meet some women instead of shaking hands with the unemployed all the time lol

          • West Ham Exile says:

            I have seen some pretty low stuff from people but using a woman’s name to hide behind is one of the lowest.Are you really such a Wimp you need to use Liddys name from Wetpants.That is real chicken sh#t stuff.Pity for the other decent people on there they have a total b#stard amongst their ranks.

          • Sams P45 says:

            Haha,oh I’m a pup now am I,lol.Thanks.Better than being a spineless tosser whos balls ain’t dropped far enough to use their WHTID name to make these glorious comments to me.What a tart.Bet you hide behind women when the first punch is thrown.Seems about your level girly boy 😉

  • Hammer Tone says:

    Oh,now we have some other sad ****** hiding behind a ladies name shooting there mouths off.Go back to Wetpants,maybe you can call! yourself Jill,lol

  • mattefumi27 says:

    ahahah… Invasion of the Watpants… This is a cause for concern and requires a heightened state of alert… loool wow, frustration to the nth degree. 😉

  • mooro66uk says:

    Who gives a **** one way or the other? We are on this site cos we love to talk about our team and football in general not recipes and other unrelated ****. I have commented on that site when i’ve read something i totally disagree with or totally agree with. let everyone do what ever as they personally see fit. Don’t get so anal that we sound like them please. COYI X

  • mooro66uk says:

    They nicked Payet’s song so **** em. Mind you so did we.

    • Sams P45 says:

      Yep,Newcastle sung a version about Cabaye didn’t they.Oh well,that’s life 🙂

  • fobyac says:

    Haha “we are in this site because we want to talk about football”. Haha
    All you talk about is the other site lol
    It seems the site being down affected you lot more than them over there.
    Who’s on WHTID watch tonight?

  • Sams P45 says:

    Haha,might have guessed you would rear your head Fobyac.Never one to miss a bit of **** stirring,lol 🙂

  • West Ham Exile says:

    Wahaha, what starts out as a humorous little aside now turns into a war. Why do Wetpants folk take things so seriously. Where they not the ones who originally started the Rabid Dogs stuff. Very touchy. Don’t know who used the Liddy Lonely Hearts name but your a ****. Bang out of order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fobyac says:

    You lot really are obsessed.
    I hardly post on either site to be honest but I read both.
    This one has fantastic articles and news and the other has more of a chat forum, but seriously some of you lot need to get out more.
    Doesn’t anyone realise how ironic it is to keep slagging off a site that you are totally obsessed with?

  • West Ham Exile says:

    Lol,do you know how totally pathetic it is to only post when you want to stir it Fobyac.Mind you you have made a career out of that on sites no?
    It is nothing serious,no obsession,just banter amongst ourselves interspersed with people like you having a little tantrum.Fair majority of the people on WHTID have no issue with it & give it back.Suck it up big boy.

  • mattefumi27 says:

    … and thanks to some very charming characters the joy of living reigns supreme over all the site… Exile, trust me, It’s just a waste of time 😉

  • bubs says:

    Having a good night lads,got back late and saw 51 hits wondered what had happened,
    Thought Slav had been sacked and The Hippo had returned,
    Wetpants went down but that happens when you mix computers with dampness,
    Everyone is using so many names now it’s hard to keep track who,s who
    A part from the 2 grumpy ones Foryac and canchaz,

  • fobyac says:

    You still don’t see the irony then lol

    It’s pretty clear for all to see, you have nothing to talk about except WHTID.

    Why don’t you just post on that site rather than giggle about it on here?

    Who’s on WHTID watch at the moment?

  • GW says:

    Nothing ever changes does it? Floppysac pops on to **** stir and then vanishes!! I’ll have a bet he appears on Wetpants looking for his little pat on the head and waiting to be told he’s one of the crew again?

    • Sams P45 says:

      Said the same yesterday GW.I have nothing against Fob I must admit but he does seem to have a habit of only appearing when there is some stirring to be done,haha 🙂

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