BBC pundit Mark Lawrenson had his Wikipedia web page hacked today, presumably by a disgruntled West Ham fan trying to have a bit of fun.
Posted under the media section of his career the joker has suggested he has a personal vendetta against West Ham. The made up passage added to his biography can be found below:
“Lawrenson has a personal vendetta against West Ham, predicting they’ll lose every game ever, be relegated and liquidate before the end of 2016. He also blames The Hammers for the Ebola crisis, child abuse in the Catholic Church, Jon Snow dying at the end of Season 5 in Game Of Thrones and the Zika Virus epidemic sweeping Africa and South America.”
“Lawrenson has personally tried to assassinate David Gold, only failing when he cocked up the recipe to his homemade bomb, much like his footballing predictions. The small explosion alerted the Metropolitan police to his Shoreditch crack den, where he was arrested. Lawrenson lost a testicle in the incident.”
The loss of the testicle wasn’t much of an inconvenience to ‘lawro’ being that he is essentially just a giant testicle anyway
Closer to reality than his predictions I guess.
Yesterday you said what goes around Hugh,
You must be like mystic from Wetpants,
Funny thing if I read his page I would believe it ( how dumb )when he played he looked like he ran funny must have been his 1 ball,
This has made my day
Lol, can certainly feel the frustration in the hackers editions haha
Still if you look at Lawro’s haircut he shouldn’t be too offended as he must be used to being hacked every time he visits the barbers.
His predictions are rubbish and is obsessively betting against West Ham ,,, but he was one heck of a player ( for those who remember ) . Was it three European Cups with Liverpool in the seventies ??. Maybe 75 , 76 & 79 maybe . I haven’t checked it out , just relying on memory and watching him play .
That just actually made me laugh out loud!