Mike is back with his satirical look at the news and drama at our beloved West Ham during the past week and has also managed to find a surprising new celebrity Hammers fan.
He also seems to have stumbled upon a novel way (well five actually) to better utilise former record purchase Andre Ayew who seems to still be constantly searching for his best position.
Anyway it’s a bit of fun and not to be taken too seriously.
Two one-way tickets to North Korea sounds better Mike!