Andy Carroll – a Christmas present without batteries!

Mike’s back ….a day late I’m afraid but given how little happens on New Year’s Day forgive us – we became a little lethargic too.

So as we go into the first match of the New Year our favourite Hammers comic is s in reflective mood as he takes a look back at the season so far – err we perhaps wish he hadn’t!

Never mind Mike is forever the optimist and as he lifts his hungover head from the bottles finds stuff we can all share a laugh over.

This week’s best gag: “Andy Carroll’s like a Christas present that arrives promising so much until you discover it has come without batteries.”

So sit back, smile and relax for a few minutes ahead of that crucial clash tonight against West Brom.